My dick need no introduction
Your dick don't even function
My dick served a whole lunch-in
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Your dick look like Macaulay Culkin
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My dick bench pressed 350
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My dick don't fit down the chimney
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My dick parts the seas
Your dick farts and queefs
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Your dick loves Fred

It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus

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